Christmas is only a few short weeks away and the stores are already packed with shoppers scrambling over each other to get the perfect gift for little Timmy.
They'll no doubt end up with an elaborately packaged lump of plastic for a reasonable $19.99, that was lovingly crafted in a horrific sweatshop in China where the worker elves no doubt whistled a joyous tune while assembling Timmy's Captain America doll.
But what happens if the kid or adult for that matter that you're buying for is a huge football fan? You could do the sensible thing and buy them a jersey or a scarf, or you could go a little off the map and get them something a little unique like one of the offerings below.
Arsenal - Neck Pillow
The Gunner in your house is sure to go gaga for this Gunnersaurus neck pillow. Available for about $5, you'll look as funny as Arsene Wenger struggling with the zipper on his jacket if you wear one of these on the train.
Aston Villa - Garter
Putting the sex into 'Sexy Football', this saucy piece from Aston Villa will in the club's words "add some excitement and zing to a special occasion", damn right it will!
Bayern Munich - Waffle Maker
If the only thing you love more than Bayern Munich is waffles, now you can have both at once with this amazing waffle maker. Or you could of course piss off one of your Dortmund friends by gifting them this little number.
Chelsea - His and Hers Chelsea Belts
Now you and your special someone can both look like absolute wankers with these matching Chelsea belts!
Barcelona - Clubbing Shirt
Get your gold chains on, douse yourself in some Old Spice and then hit the disco in this gem from Barcelona. If the ladies don't swoon when they see you in this, they simply don't understand high fashion.
FC St. Pauli - Skull Toaster
Gremio - Hunting Knife
Newcastle - Lingerie
Another entry in the 'Sexy Football' category, you can score like a Geordie in this delightful number released a few years back by the St. James Park club.