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10 Cheesy Football Pickup Lines

Sometimes you have to go with what you know and if your obsession is football, but you're single and looking to mingle, perhaps one of these football one liners will do the trick.

They're cheesy, some are of questionable taste, but at the very least one or two of them should draw a laugh.

Presenting ten cheesy football pickup lines:

  1. I bet you play football, because you're a keeper.
  2. Can I get your kit, because I need your name and number.
  3. Footballers can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
  4. Is your name Manchester? Cause baby I see us United.
  5. I’m like Arsenal: I’ll stay on top but I’ll finish second.
  6. Is your name Lionel, because you just made my pants Messi.
  7. Is your name Vincent? Because you sure need my Kompany.
  8. Is you name Jack? Because I Wilshere my love with you.
  9. Is your name Ashley Young? Because I think you fell for me.
  10. Is your last name Mourinho?? 'Cause you're my special one.