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Cheesy Q & A "Soccer" Jokes

We have feautured great football jokes in the past, but now it's time for some cheesy football Q&A humor.

Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball!

Q: Why do soccer players do so well in math?
A: They know how to use their heads.

Q: How do athletes stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!

Q: What’s harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!

Q: Which soccer player has the biggest cleats?
A: The one with the biggest feet.

Q: Why should you not play sports in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!

Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A: So she could tie the score

Q: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
A: She was tired of being kicked around.

Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match.

Q: What kind of tea do soccer players drink?
A: PenalTea!

Q: What runs around a soccer field but doesn’t move?
A: A fence

Q: What do you get if you cross a soccer player and a mythical puppet?
A: A centaur forward.

Q: How did the field get all wet?
A: The players dribbled all over it.

Q: What’s the best place to shop for a soccer shirt?
A: New Jersey.


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