Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball!
Q: Why do soccer players do so well in math?
A: They know how to use their heads.
Q: How do athletes stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!
Q: What’s harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: Which soccer player has the biggest cleats?
A: The one with the biggest feet.
Q: Why should you not play sports in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!
Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A: So she could tie the score
Q: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
A: She was tired of being kicked around.
Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match.
Q: What kind of tea do soccer players drink?
Q: What runs around a soccer field but doesn’t move?
A: A fence
Q: What do you get if you cross a soccer player and a mythical puppet?
A: A centaur forward.
Q: How did the field get all wet?
A: The players dribbled all over it.
Q: What’s the best place to shop for a soccer shirt?
A: New Jersey.