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Former Liverpool Keeper: "I Don't Do Porn Films, Just Insurance!"


Since retiring from football in 2005, a rumour had been going around that former Leicester City and Liverpool keeper Pegguy Arphexad had reinvented himself as a star in the world of adult entertainment.

After a miserable three seasons at Liverpool, the Frenchman was said to have become a porn star nicknamed "The Stopper" according to various internet sources.
Before I descend into outrageously filthy innuendos about Arphexad keeping it tight at the back or getting a good fist to it, the man in question this week said the following to the Leicester Mercury:

"Look, this is a bad rumour. It’s been going round a long time.
One English guy wrote on the internet years and years ago that I was doing this and now people say to me: ‘Hey, are you making porn films?’
I haven’t made any porn films, okay. I don’t do that. I work for a sports insurance company. That’s what I do.

Put it in your paper – I don’t do porn films, just insurance, okay?"

And that right there might be a contender for line of the year.
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