Putting the culture into the Spanish third tier, Cultural y Deportiva Leonesa have released a stunning tuxedo kit that's fit for the pitch or the casinos of Monte Carlo.
Besides the catchy front with its pretend collar, buttons and bow tie, this model also features faux cufflinks and a subtle ‘tail’ at the back.
You could be like James Bond on the pitch, dropping clever one liners while slipping past your marker and then after the match strolling off with a mysterious blonde named Trinity Vagina.
Unlike most side's that release one off novelty kits, Cultural Leonesa are releasing this classy number in both white and black variations.
Take my money.